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Um ano tem 365 dias para podermos estudar.

Depois de tirar 52 domingos,só nos restam 313 dias.

No verão há 50 dias durante os quais faz demasiado calor para poder estudar.

Assim restam-nos 263 dias.

Dormimos 8 horas por dia,por ano, isso são 122 dias.

Agora temos 141 dias.

Se nos derem 1 hora por dia para fazer o que nos apetecer, 15 dias desaparacem, assim restam-nos 126 dias.

Gastamos 2 horas por dia a comer,assim usamos desta maneira 30 dias e sobram-nos apenas 96 dias no nosso ano.

Gastamos 1 hora por dia a falar com amigos e familiares, o que nos tira 15 dias mas,e então restam-nos 81 dias.

Exames e testes ocupam no mínimo 35 dias do nosso ano, portanto só nos restam 46.

Tirando aproximadamente 40 dias de férias e feriados,ficamos apenas com 6 dias.

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